//Meeting Terminator by R. Preston McAfee
//Based on the Bullsh*t Detector
//http://www.mcafee.cc
//Open Sourced; Please include these comments in any alteration

var itmp=1;
var cst=new Array(0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0);
var words=new Array("24/7", "Action Item", "Actionable", "Add Color", "Adverteasing", "Advertorial", "Alignment", "All-hands", "At the End of the Day", "Baked In", "Bandwidth", "Beef Up", "Benchmark", "Best in Class", "Best of Breed", "Best Practices", "Bio Break", "Bleeding Edge", "Blue Sky", "Blue Water", "Boil the Ocean", "Boilerplate", "Bottleneck", "Bottom line", "Brain Dump", "Brandactional", "Bubble Up", "Bucketize", "Burn Rate", "Cadence", "Chillax", "Circle Back", "Circle the Wagons", "Client Focus", "Close of Business", "Close the Loop", "Come to Jesus", "Consume Content", "Contextualize", "Convo", "Core Competency", "Creatives", "Cross-pollination", "Crushing It", "Curate", "Cutting Edge", "Deck", "Deep Dive", "Deliverable", "Delta", "Dial Up", "Disambiguate", "Disincentivize", "Dog and Pony Show", "Dog’s Breakfast", "Done Deal", "Double Down", "Dovetail", "Downsize", "Drill Down", "Drink the Kool-Aid", "Drop the Ball", "Ducks in a Row", "Elephant in the Room", "Elevator Pitch", "Empower[ment]", "Evergreen Relationship", "Expeditious", "Face Time", "Fast track", "Fill Your Boots", "Fire Drill", "Game Changer", "Game Plan", "Get Down in the Weeds", "Go Forward Plan", "Golden Parachute", "Granularity", "Hard Stop", "Heads Up", "Helicopter View", "Herding Cats", "Hot Sheet", "Huddle", "Idea Shower", "Ideate", "Impactful", "Inflight", "Incentivize", "Interface", "Knowledge Acquisition", "Knowledge Base", "Level Set", "Leverage", "Locked and Loaded", "Low-Hanging Fruit", "Make It Pop", "Mediable", "Mindset", "Mindshare", "Mission Critical", "Monetize", "Move Heaven & Earth", "Move the Needle", "Multitask", "Negative Growth", "No-brainer", "Off the Reservation", "On the Same Page", "Open the Kimono", "Operationalize", "Orthogonal", "Out of Pocket", "Out of the Loop", "Outside the Box", "Overarching", "Pain Point", "Paradigm Shift", "Parking Lot This", "Passionista", "Pencil In", "Performant", "Personal Brand", "Ping Me", "Pivot", "Powwow", "Preso", "Price Point", "Proactive", "Pull the Trigger", "Punt", "Push the Envelope", "Putting Out Fires", "Quick Win", "Quick-and-dirty", "Rainmaker", "Ramp Up", "Ramp You Up", "Realize Negative Gains", "Red Flag", "Red Ocean", "Reinvent the Wheel", "Result-Driven", "Rightsizing", "ROI", "Round Table", "Sanity Check", "Screw the Pooch", "Show-stopper", "Skull Session", "Soft Launch", "Solutioneering", "Spearhead", "Starting to Gel", "Strategic Fit", "Strategic Partnership", "Sucking Wind", "Sunset", "Sync Up", "Synergize", "Table Stakes", "Table This", "Take It Offline", "Team Player", "Thought Shower", "Throw Under the Bus", "Tickler", "Timebox", "Touch Base", "Transcreation", "Triage", "Up Sell", "Upskill", "Upstream", "Value Proposition", "Value-add", "Virtuoso", "War Room", "Webeneur", "Webinar", "Webisode", "Wheelhouse", "White Paper", "Win-win", "Wordsmith"  
);
var nwords=words.length;
var order=new Array(0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48,49,50,51,52,53,54,55,56,57,58,59,60,61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69,70,71,72,73,74,75,76,77,78,79,80,81,82,83,84,85,86,87,88,89,90,91,92,93,94,95,96,97,98,99,100,101,102,103,104,105,106,107,108,109,110,111,112,113,114,115,116,117,118,119,120,121,122,123,124,125,126,127,128,129,130,131,132,133,134,135,136,137,138,139,140,141,142,143,144,145,146,147,148,149,150,151,152,153,154,155,156,157,158,159,160,161,162,163,164,165,166,167,168,169,170,171,172,173,174,175,176,177,178,179,180,181,182,183,184,185,186,187,188,189,190,191,192,193,194,195,196,197,198,199);

function reord() {
for (var i=0; i<nwords; i++) { 
for (var j=0; j<nwords; j++) {if (Math.random()<0.5) {itmp=order[i];order[i]=order[j];order[j]=itmp}}}
}

function win() {document.status.st.value="Meeting Terminated Due to Excessive Jargon!";document.status.st.style.backgroundColor="#FF0000";document.status.st.style.color="#FFFFFF";}

function chkr () {
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}

function bcl(i) {if(cst[i]==1) {cst[i]=0;chkr()} else {cst[i]=1;chkr()}};

function wrtr() {
document.write("<table cellpadding='0px' cellspacing='0px' border='0px' width='800px'><tr><td>");
document.write("<center><form name='status' class='nosp'><INPUT TYPE='button' name='st' VALUE='The Meeting Terminator' onClick='history.go()' class='ylo2'></form><br></center></td></tr>");
document.write("<tr><td class='f1'>Rules: Similar to bingo; when you hear a word or phrase present in a box, click the box.  Yellow indicates that a button is selected, pink is a winner.  (click again to undo.) Close counts: \"core competencies\" counts for \"core competency\". Top button scores and refreshes.<br><br></td></tr>");
document.write("<tr><td><table cellpadding='1px' cellspacing='0px' border='5px' bordercolor='#000000' bordercolorlight='#999999'>");
document.write("<tr><form name='butn' class='nosp'>");
document.write("<td><INPUT TYPE='button' name='in0' VALUE='",words[order[0]],"' OnClick='bcl(0)' class='ylo'></td>");
document.write("<td><INPUT TYPE='button' name='in1' VALUE='",words[order[1]],"' OnClick='bcl(1)' class='ylo'></td>");
document.write("<td><INPUT TYPE='button' name='in2' VALUE='",words[order[2]],"' OnClick='bcl(2)' class='ylo'></td>");
document.write("<td><INPUT TYPE='button' name='in3' VALUE='",words[order[3]],"' OnClick='bcl(3)' class='ylo'></td>");
document.write("<td><INPUT TYPE='button' name='in4' VALUE='",words[order[4]],"' OnClick='bcl(4)' class='ylo'></td>");
document.write("</tr><tr>");
document.write("<td><INPUT TYPE='button' name='in5' VALUE='",words[order[5]],"' OnClick='bcl(5)' class='ylo'></td>");
document.write("<td><INPUT TYPE='button' name='in6' VALUE='",words[order[6]],"' OnClick='bcl(6)' class='ylo'></td>");
document.write("<td><INPUT TYPE='button' name='in7' VALUE='",words[order[7]],"' OnClick='bcl(7)' class='ylo'></td>");
document.write("<td><INPUT TYPE='button' name='in8' VALUE='",words[order[8]],"' OnClick='bcl(8)' class='ylo'></td>");
document.write("<td><INPUT TYPE='button' name='in9' VALUE='",words[order[9]],"' OnClick='bcl(9)' class='ylo'></td>");
document.write("</tr><tr>");
document.write("<td><INPUT TYPE='button' name='in10' VALUE='",words[order[10]],"' OnClick='bcl(10)' class='ylo'></td>");
document.write("<td><INPUT TYPE='button' name='in11' VALUE='",words[order[11]],"' OnClick='bcl(11)' class='ylo'></td>");
document.write("<td><INPUT TYPE='button' name='in12' VALUE='",words[order[12]],"' OnClick='bcl(12)' class='ylo'></td>");
document.write("<td><INPUT TYPE='button' name='in13' VALUE='",words[order[13]],"' OnClick='bcl(13)' class='ylo'></td>");
document.write("<td><INPUT TYPE='button' name='in14' VALUE='",words[order[14]],"' OnClick='bcl(14)' class='ylo'></td>");
document.write("</tr><tr>");
document.write("<td><INPUT TYPE='button' name='in15' VALUE='",words[order[15]],"' OnClick='bcl(15)' class='ylo'></td>");
document.write("<td><INPUT TYPE='button' name='in16' VALUE='",words[order[16]],"' OnClick='bcl(16)' class='ylo'></td>");
document.write("<td><INPUT TYPE='button' name='in17' VALUE='",words[order[17]],"' OnClick='bcl(17)' class='ylo'></td>");
document.write("<td><INPUT TYPE='button' name='in18' VALUE='",words[order[18]],"' OnClick='bcl(18)' class='ylo'></td>");
document.write("<td><INPUT TYPE='button' name='in19' VALUE='",words[order[19]],"' OnClick='bcl(19)' class='ylo'></td>");
document.write("</tr><tr>");
document.write("<td><INPUT TYPE='button' name='in20' VALUE='",words[order[20]],"' OnClick='bcl(20)' class='ylo'></td>");
document.write("<td><INPUT TYPE='button' name='in21' VALUE='",words[order[21]],"' OnClick='bcl(21)' class='ylo'></td>");
document.write("<td><INPUT TYPE='button' name='in22' VALUE='",words[order[22]],"' OnClick='bcl(22)' class='ylo'></td>");
document.write("<td><INPUT TYPE='button' name='in23' VALUE='",words[order[23]],"' OnClick='bcl(23)' class='ylo'></td>");
document.write("<td><INPUT TYPE='button' name='in24' VALUE='",words[order[24]],"' OnClick='bcl(24)' class='ylo'></td>");
document.write("</form></tr></table>");
document.write("</td></tr><tr><td class='f1'><br><br>More information: <a href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buzzword_bingo' target='_blank'>Buzzword Bingo</a>.  There are ",nwords," words in the terminator.</td></tr></table>");
}